Leggings = Pants?

You know, I LOVE leggings. They come in different colours and textures. You can completely change the look of your outfit. You can wear them with just about anything – UNDER dresses or skirts – even shorts, LONG tunics or LONG sweaters or LONG tanks.  You know, as long as your ass is covered one way or another. I admit, SOME people can get away with the leggings = pants ordeal…..but I find that very rare (unless you’re in a American Apparel ad). Usually I’m not really down. If you’re going to rock it as pants (your top doesn’t cover your ass), make sure that:

1. Your leggings are 100% opaque. I don’t want to see your heart patterned pink panties (or do I?) right through your ghetto TIN ass leggings that should pass for tights.
2. You are wearing a thong. I hate panty lines. Don’t wear tight up granny panties that split your ass into 4 quarters.
3. There are no friction holes in your crotch. No one wants to see that.
5. Whatever you do, keep it classy son!

Here are some examples of what I mean. I’m sure you’ll agree:

Not classy (See #5)

Camel Toe. See #4

Panty lines with WHITE leggings? OH HELL NO


What’s the point of wearing them at all?


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One Response to Leggings = Pants?

  1. Anonymous May 16, 2012 at 10:11 am #

    I don’t agree. About the pictures:
    1: FAIL, but don’t blame the legging, blame the ass.
    2: I love it.
    3: FAIL, I agree.
    4: Yes, I LOVE it!
    5: See 4. What’s the point of wearing them at all? Somehow, some people freak out when you wear nothing. Hopefully we’ll get over that in the future.
    6: See 1.

    PS I know I am replying to a 2-year old post.

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