Leggings = Pants?

You know, I LOVE leggings. They come in different colours and textures. You can completely change the look of your outfit. You can wear them with just about anything – UNDER dresses or skirts – even shorts, LONG tunics or LONG sweaters or LONG tanks.  You know, as long as your ass is covered one way or another. I admit, SOME people can get away with the leggings = pants ordeal…..but I find that very rare (unless you’re in a American Apparel ad). Usually I’m not really down. If you’re going to rock it as pants (your top doesn’t cover your ass), make sure that:

1. Your leggings are 100% opaque. I don’t want to see your heart patterned pink panties (or do I?) right through your ghetto TIN ass leggings that should pass for tights.
2. You are wearing a thong. I hate panty lines. Don’t wear tight up granny panties that split your ass into 4 quarters.
3. There are no friction holes in your crotch. No one wants to see that.
4. NO CAMEL TOE
5. Whatever you do, keep it classy son!

Here are some examples of what I mean. I’m sure you’ll agree:

Not classy (See #5)

Camel Toe. See #4

Panty lines with WHITE leggings? OH HELL NO

SANS CLASS

What’s the point of wearing them at all?

FAIL

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One Response to Leggings = Pants?

  1. Anonymous May 16, 2012 at 10:11 am #

    I don’t agree. About the pictures:
    1: FAIL, but don’t blame the legging, blame the ass.
    2: I love it.
    3: FAIL, I agree.
    4: Yes, I LOVE it!
    5: See 4. What’s the point of wearing them at all? Somehow, some people freak out when you wear nothing. Hopefully we’ll get over that in the future.
    6: See 1.

    PS I know I am replying to a 2-year old post.

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